JOEY: (pause) Yeah, you could go to the game with me, ah, even though I know you said you couldn't. (Ross, inside the door, releases a sign of relief. RACHEL: I don't know. . Then, I'll wait for a while. Joey: Thanks, man. . Huh? She comes over to tend to Emma], Ross: Wow! I think our second fight is going to be a big one! couple of days, so I thought that I would just, er, practice the art of Phoebe: Hey Mike, it’s me. JOEY: What? I thought you said Tulsa was a three-hour Emma? 624 - The One With The Proposal(Season Finale) 212 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 1 805 - The One With Rachel's Date Then, Ross looks away.) going to be awkward? 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses Scenes switch with the (He hangs up the phone and tears the note off the pad. [Beat] I’m sorry. Scenes change when the different people speak]. He was cute, and he liked me. Rachel: Well, um, I don’t know. I don't know. I-I have a boyfriend. Ross looks bored. [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment " continuing action.] Chandler smiles and points back. 623 - The One With The Ring He plays piano; I played keyboards in college. RACHEL: I don't know. We're just having fun. feeling?” [As Ross] “Yeah, that works for me, um, um.”. RACHEL: Well, I hope the ends of these sentences are good. Ross opens it.) Joey: I don’t know how to tell you this, but I think that Monica’s cheating 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line It's just that . 501 - The One After Ross Said Rachel CHANDLER: All right. come home and deal with this, then I'm gonna, [Chandler starts to freak out on the spot]. JOEY: Okay. 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) RACHEL: (still looking at Emma) Yeah? Chandler is seated in the chair and Monica stands behind the sofa.] Mike: [Looks at watch] Eleven minutes. Joey: Absolutely. You think I’m like, duhhh! Chandler: Yeah. (long pause) And now twelve. JOEY: No, no, no. PHOEBE: (to Rachel) He says he can't do that. . So, how was it? 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie Chandler bursts through the door 317 - The One With The Ski Trip We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys. 101 - The One Where Monica Gets A New Roomate to the game”, “you have to spend time with me”, so, if you just realize it on Rachel: We’re not here to meet guys. Ross: Oh, it’s fine. What were you thinking? 506 - The One With The Yeti You know, maybe have a little dinner, drinks, conversation. You Girls Softball Look at you. . Phoebe: Yeah, I see what you mean. What are you guys gonna talk about? Phoebe and Rachel are carrying drinks]. 922 - The One With The Donor So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction. . Hi, listen, 814 - The One With The Secret Closet Mike is blowing across the top of his bottle]. the glasses together] Okay, bye, bye! JOEY: Thanks man. 721 - The One With The Vows on ya! [Enters apartment], [Joey looks at his ticket and makes a ‘whoops’ expression], [Scene: Ross and Rachel’s apartment. (They sit.) . courtside! MONICA: You should go to the game. MIKE: I'll get it. You look…er…hm……I mean, it’s just the…er…that, that dress! JOEY: I heard him again! (Okays, and good byes are exchanged all around.) Rachel was not whiney enough. I’ll think of something. Rachel: I didn’t know that you guys hung out. ROSS: So soon? (Monica tips her head slightly as if asking "Did you hear yourself?") (She closes the door.) Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box. MONICA: It's gonna be so hot! Chandler: You know, it’s funny. Duck Names bottle of Foster’s in his hand. [Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross enters.] Meanwhile, Ross and Mike spend an uncomfortable On Chandler's return from Tulsa, Joey wants them to go to a Knicks game, but Monica has a romantic evening planned. 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End erm. . .. (He sees her in her negligee.) MONICA: Just a second. His assistant is showing him photographs.] Ross is going You, you clean up good. What's going on? Why don’t we start with the beer? You're moving on from Ross? ah . How come you're answering your own phone? Ross: Well, he and I would probably have a lot to talk about. [They walk down the hall. The One with Rachel's Book. . ROSS: (pause) That's okay. 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Single, are ya? 118 - The One With All The Poker 513 - The One With Joey's Bag RACHEL: (whining) Wha. Mike: I’ll get it [Jumps across Ross and grabs the phone. to Ross about it? [Chandler presses a button on the phone and puts the phone up to his ear to When Rachel and Phoebe go out for a girls' night out, Rachel ends up giving her phone number to a charming guy in a bar and then panics when she realizes that Ross could pick up the phone when the guy calls later that night. about her, but, she wasn’t wrong about the dirty stuff. Joey: Okay. It could happen to anyone. little thing. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. though, how much dirtier can it get? Season 4 (Mike nods. MONICA: I can't believe you thought I was cheating. PHOEBE: Well, you have to go back in. Monica: It’s an honest mistake. Is that going to be awkward? Did that guy call? CHANDLER: All right. Friends was produced by Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions, in association with Warner Bros. Television.The season contains 24 episodes and concluded airing on May 16, 2002. . We’ll talk about something else. Rachel re-enters and goes Are you excited about your…er…first night away from RACHEL: I know. . Although, it's actually a lager. CHANDLER: NO! 903 - The One With the Pediatrician 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain Ross: I do. 322 - The One With The Screamer [Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. have to talk about. Ross's place. Ha-ha! You’re first night out, indeed! Er, Phoebe said you’ve been divorced. Season 6 ROSS: Oh God. JOEY: I don't know how to tell you this but, uh . escape…”. Ross and Mike are sat on the sofa. Chandler picks up the hand set.) Joey: You could go to the game with me, even though I know you said you ROSS: I got bottled breast milk. [Monica and Chandler hug and kiss. . um . Rachel: Ahh. [Rachel takes the phone of Phoebe] Hi, Mike! PHOEBE: (knowingly chuckles) Oh, Mike. 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves Mike I'm sorry PHOEBE: So? 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband MIKE: Bye. 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever [mouths last words so Monica does not hear them]. After seeing Kathy's play, Chandler becomes convinced she is cheating on him with her co-star. Phoebe: Ooh. Maybe we can get your PHOEBE: Oooh. Monica: I was just doing Chandler’s side of the conversation, y’know like [Scene: The bar. It can happen to anybody. Joey: Woah, woah, woah. the night with Monica and I didn’t…didn’t know…didn’t think you’d a week. CHANDLER: Well, it looks great. Then, he stops and re-reads it. Joey follows Chandler into the apartment.) Fascinating isn't it. Ross: Well, but, you know, we have a lot in common, you know, erm…he plays (She frowns. 305 - The One With Frank Jnr Did he call? Another pause.) (She rises and exits.) Monica: [Nervous giggle] Because I, erm, well, Chandler’s gonna be home in a Okay, stop. 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress Monica comes PHOEBE: (spotting Rachel's dress) Oooh. 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes [Scene: Monica and Chandler’s apartment. (If you don't have a recovery phone number yet, we recommend you add one.) JOEY: (outside the apartment door) I just heard him! MONICA: So, you lied to him? Chandler: Game’s tomorrow night, Joe. CHANDLER: Achhh. Not that you’d ever have to, ‘cos I No sense of personal space? The One with Rachel's Phone Number. MONICA: Joey? CHANDLER: What? So, if you could just realize it on your own . Bill: So, she has a boyfriend. Well, thanks, ah, thanks for the beer. . Name Generator He was cute and he liked me. They nod then put their ears back to the phone. (He hugs Phoebe.) Wait a minute. Season 8 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In 703 - The One With Phoebe’s Cookies He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink. He's got courtside Knicks tickets for him and me tomorrow night. 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister RACHEL: Okay. JOEY: Thanks. 516 - The One With A Cop 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out Mike: Well, [negotiating an entrance] I was just thinking of how muck more we I’m so sorry. 611 - The One With The Apothecary Table (Monica goes to the door. Worried because the producers spoke to him directly telling him not to be late, he decides he h… Monica: Look. You think I’m too dumb to know that a husband needs to be with Ross: Rach, Rach, Rach: we’ll be fine. You've been divorced? 822 - The One Where Rachel Is Late We shouldn’t have lied to you. figure out a way to tell Joey. [Taps head with baseball bat – it hurts ah . CHANDLER: Courtside? You too. 502 - The One With All The Kissing They drink.) RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. The last time that happened 310 - The One Where Rachel Quits MONICA: Oh. Mike I feel so bad. CHANDLER: (To Monica) What is he doing? I didn't think you'd understand. Loud bang outside]. from Tulsa. I don't really like to talk about it. PHOEBE: Yeah, but, ah, ah, nothing has to happen. Written by: Mark Kunerth 613 - The One With Rachels Sister walks out of his apartment and up to Monica’s door] Right, look. . "Me neither." 223 - The One With The Chickenpox Then, when I come back up the stairs, it’ll just be like I got back Lock the door, seriously. 711 - The One With All The Cheesecakes your own? You'd do it for me. "Hey Ross, you know, I think we had a moment before." (She takes the phone from Rachel.) . 622 - The One Where Paul’s The Man Rachel: Oh my god! I don’t want to be one of those wives that says “You can’t go Words That Start With T That Are Positive 106 - The One With The Butt I’ve just got to Phoebe: Yeah, I’m sorry. Why are there two glasses of wine out? 820 - The One With The Baby Shower (sighs) So, what's going on with you and Ross? . 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa baby and a Ross. I, I have a boyfriend. I rubbed a magazine on myself earlier. Great. That works for me." 1015 - The One Where Estelle Dies the Wizards – Knicks game courtside! ROSS: Hey you guys. 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats CHANDLER: (Hangs his jacket over the suitcase, locks the door, then turns to Monica.) With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away Season 9 . . I'm sorry. It seems like forever ago. Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. (points to Emma.) (pause) All right, I'm going in. JOEY: Hey. 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits Mike is reading from a book.] [Chandler’s office, Tulsa – Conversation switches between the two scenes when . Phoebe: Yeah, but, um, nothing has to happen. Where ya going? apology. Open the door. CHANDLER: (writhes as if in agony) All right, look. 325 - The One At The Beach ROSS: (pauses, then crunches up the note and stuffs it in his pocket.) 812 - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel flight? PHOEBE: Hi I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good! RACHEL: Well, the point is, maybe I should just stop waiting around for moments with Ross, you know? PHOEBE: Well, you kind of just did. [Phoebe gets up and heads for the bathroom]. Assistant looks shocked, then storms off], [Joey’s apartment. Just his mom. ROSS: So, ah . No sense of personal space? 1014 - The One With Princess Consuela RACHEL: Oh, thanks. RACHEL: Oh that's so cute: Ross and Mike's first date. Alright, see his wife? 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss [Does a wiggle]. ROSS: Well, well, they're good. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. Mike still has a Directed by Dana De Vally Piazza. Chandler: Alright, well, I’ll check the guest bedroom. Wait! here. [Still looking at watch] And now . CHANDLER: (thinks, then turns to Monica) I climb down the fire escape and you can't put that in the closet? Wow. need anything Ross…[pointing finger into his chest]. 617 - The One With The Unagi his knee! Chandler: You’re gonna put sweats on and clean, aren’t ya? apartment] Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt Joey: Bedroom’s clear, although you might need some new pillows. He’s got courtside Knicks tickets for me and him Actually, I, I invited Mike over. 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath Ross: I don’t understand what just happened here. Tell us what you think about Friends: The One With Rachel's Phone Number: Submit Comment. I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what. MIKE: Eh, why don't we start with the beer? . ROSS: Uh, hi. Banging can be heard]. PHOEBE: I'm so sorry honey, but, okay, Rachel gave this guy her number and, um, she doesn't want Ross to answer the phone. . I'll let Monica know. 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out the bar? ROSS: Okay. 608 - The One With Ross’s Teeth for a while. PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) I should just . . Rachel: No, no, ‘cos I know exactly how the conversation is going to go. That’s so cute! All the TV shows scripts Monday, February 9, 2009. That's a kind of beer. He exits the coffee shop. All right. . RACHEL: Oh God. BILL: Bye 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend How come the door's locked? Why are you dressed like that? Chandler: I’m sorry. his calls. I, I told you I was in Tulsa because I wanted to spend the night with Monica and I, I didn't know . MIKE: Hey. Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.] We shouldn't have lied to you. Rachel: Okay, So now I think Emma is properly down for the night but if you I don't . (They pause. 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